Topic: Ruthless promotion of Al Gore's new book

Citizens,

As you well know, the greatest erosion of your civil rights since the First World War, (Latter Day Japanese Saints excepted) has occurred under the malevolent proto-fascist and pro-aristocratic mal-administration of George & Dick, the fraudy frauleins furthering the Fuhrer's Follies.

Standing in opposition to this madness of the unhinged King George is Tennessee's native son, Albert Gore, Jr.

I haven't gotten aholt of the gallies, so I do not know for a fact that this is Al Gore's best book. Heck, I don't even know who wrote it. But it's coming out under his name next week. Now get on with it

And do your part as a citizen to destroy the Bush Cabal.