Condolences to the Grieving Family, i.e. those who didn't get to share in the centimillion inheritance.

OTOH, it couldn't have happened to a more deserving and despicable disingenously deceitful and depraved dick. May the other one run out of defibrillator batteries soon. Or actually, if we put Oil Slick Dick on a de-'fib'-rillator, would he explode? Would the lying S.O.B. simply explode? Is there reason for hope?

UPDATE: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Who's Got Your Cherry?

The Stompanatos Are On The Grave.